Citrus Massaged Dinosaur Kale with Nooch Brume

Dinosaur kale massaged with lemon juice and tossed with lots of red pepper flakes and fantastically obscene amounts of garlic and nutritional yeast. I use chopsticks to eat entire bunches of this straight from a mixing bowl. I like to kick back with a bowl during a movie.

I dig the way “Nooch Brume” sounds.

Nooch Kale
Nooch Kale

4 thoughts on “Citrus Massaged Dinosaur Kale with Nooch Brume

  1. This looks AMAZING. I have a soft spot for Kale but I have yet to go straight raw with it. Does the “massaging” and lemon make it soft like its been steamed for a bit?

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