Dinosaur kale massaged with lemon juice and tossed with lots of red pepper flakes and fantastically obscene amounts of garlic and nutritional yeast. I use chopsticks to eat entire bunches of this straight from a mixing bowl. I like to kick back with a bowl during a movie.
I dig the way “Nooch Brume” sounds.
This looks AMAZING. I have a soft spot for Kale but I have yet to go straight raw with it. Does the “massaging” and lemon make it soft like its been steamed for a bit?
It softens it a bit. Letting it marinade for awhile also helps.
Rock on. I’m going to try it and report back 🙂
Looks yummy!